What Brandon Thinks

What is What Brandon Thinks?

What Brandon Thinks is a web-based tool that analyzes uploaded text message conversations and generates commentary on the participants. It accepts chat exports from messaging apps including WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram, Messenger, LINE, and KakaoTalk. The vendor claims the service has read 51 billion messages and written 827,000 reports.

What are the features of What Brandon Thinks?

• Chat analysis

  Reads every message in an uploaded conversation and writes commentary about everyone involved.
• Multi-app support

  Accepts chat uploads exported from WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram, Messenger, LINE, and KakaoTalk.
• Report generation

  Produces a written report based on the submitted chat transcript.

What are the use cases of What Brandon Thinks?

• Relationship conversations

  Analyzing romantic or dating chats, including situationships, long-distance relationships, and married couples.
• Group dynamics

  Reviewing friend group, family, or work chat transcripts to generate commentary on participant interactions.
• Early-stage communication

  Evaluating chats with a crush or during the initial talking stage of a connection.